January 2012
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sparklersintherain:
D.A.N.C.E- Justice
that was without a doubt the creepiest cutscene...
sounds like someone’s watching twilight
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ahurriedhigh replied to your photo: ready to party 2k11/12
big papa~
skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet
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nickmooregasm:
randomdude011:
quazza:
nickmooregasm:
Hi I’m Ted Allen, welcome to Chopped!
Please open your baskets.
And your first ingredient is: Plain old cabbage
Your second ingredient is: 2 plastic bags
The third ingredient is: A young rhesus monkey
And your final ingredient is: Some reams of paper
Ooooh that last one is going to trip up some of our competitors.
This...
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I read on Twitter at midnight Obama is going to...
dopernose:
DON'T DRIVE DRUNK.
From 6pm-6am on New Year’s Eve/Day AAA will take your drunk self and your car home for FREE, member or not: 800-222-4357
December 2011
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me: my mother just died oh my god
david karp: why didnt you uninstall missing e
How do I define sexual frustration….
Well,
it’s like having to pee
except you have to ejaculate
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You're a flan fan?
anneleephoto:
More fun to say, more fun to eat.
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“I like going down on girls. You know why? Because Im a giver. I like to give....”
– Some Guy (via runraulrun)
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invisible friend: why are you crying?
me: Karen Gillan
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