February 2012
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Dammit robert
now I’m fucking listening to elton john
this isn’t going to stop for a couple hours
I’m gonna have “rocket man” stuck in my head all through class tomorrow
these kit-kats are superb
is this chocolate candy named after kitty cats?
I don’t know
ask me questions
My nap today
was superb
it was about a 2 hour nap
which is how long a good nap is supposed to last according to experts
that’s me talking out my ass about experts and sleeping^
and I put on some radiohead before I took a nap, so I got to wake up to “motion picture soundtrack” which is my favorite song off of Kid A
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Few child actors will annoy me more than the kid who played Anakin
I've never really wanted to beat someone up as...
I’m not a pacifist, because I’ve definitely wanted to punch a couple of dude’s face’s in,
but people that get so riled up that they actually want to beat the shit out of someone, that’s never been me
Someone in this apartment has been drinking my...
it’s only half a liter
I think it’s chris
because before he moved in nobody ate or had my food
I fucking hate this kid I want him evicted
he doesn’t help out at all. I do a couple chores, I wash some dishes, this kid doesn’t contribute shit.
He’s an asshole and he likes to stare at me and act all hard I just want to kick his fucking teeth in.
“OHHH. UHHH.. OUHH MY GOD”
– a fat perosnm on tv (via thekingsoflimb)
He screenshotted half of the 'a'
what-is-this-i-dont-even:
I think I just woke up my mom with the laughter.
I can’t.
what-is-this-i-dont-even:
fortressofself:
what-is-this-i-dont-even:
fortressofself:
what-is-this-i-dont-even:
pastramisandwich:
finalellipsis:
at least I’m safe inside my mind
at least I’m safe inside my mind
at least I’m mind inside my safe
at least I’m a safe
at least I’m
at least
at
To briefly sum up this year's Oscars:
b3nfriend:
Hugo pretty much swept the technical awards, but somehow Scorsese’s direction wasn’t an important factor in the look of his film. Michel Hazanivicius won Best Director in a field that included four of the our best working filmmakers.
Jean Dujardin: Robert Begnini 2.0.
Meryl Streep pulled off the most surprising upset since Crash won Best Picture. I think the logic on this one was,...
Aristotle: We are what we repeatedly do.
Plato: Well then I guess I'm YOUR MOM
Plato: *high fives Socrates*
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danicaliforniaa replied to your post: danielle’s entire blog is like this
i dont think you understand. if you have ever had a toaster strudel in your life you would understand that pop tarts suck and need to stop being disgusting
danielle people have fucking opinions I don’t think you know how to deal with it.
I’ve had toaster strudels before and I like them too
can you...
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I will never forget my indian math teacher
he was bad at teaching
he had a very defining indian accent
and he said “shat ap” instead of “shut up”
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danielle's entire blog is like this
danicaliforniaa replied to your post: My theory on pop-tarts
toaster strudels are better
this is information i need to know
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WatchI haven’t played this song in a very very long time
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Seriously if I ever met Olivia Munn
I would think I would just curl up into a ball on the ground and pretend to be a raisin
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Man or Muppet is fantastic
I seriously love this song and it gives me goosebumps
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My theory on pop-tarts
They come packaged with two
I think this is to encourage you to find someone to share your pop-tarts with
pop-tarts were made for deliciousness, toasters, and for mating
